Signature analysis

Signature
Exhibit A. Signature

My analysis

  1. Short line signifies great talent as voiceover artist
  2. Obvious obsession with breasts or corn on the cobs
  3. The letter “m” here resembles the ears of a goat either signifying fixation with goat fornification or membership in satanic goat sacrificing cult
  4. Hiding within another letter may point to possible involvement in 1963 Kennedy assassination
  5. Doesn’t shower and smells like a fish
  6. Hat may mean subject wants hat, hates hats, is a hat, or secretly dreams of moving to a remote island with the cat in the hat
  7. Long line signifies great talent as voiceover artist
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